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Stretchlinks Podcast #8: Geebles Was His Name – yummy funny

June 14, 2009 Podcasts 17 Comments
Stretchlinks Podcast #8: Geebles Was His Name – yummy funny

It’s a yummy episode 8 of the Stretchinks Podcast, entitled “Geebles Was His Name”. Join comedy music hosts Heinous and Wonkles as they go-cart through the giddy homicidal pining of “I’m Still In Love With You”. Explore the buzzing of your inner honey bee in this show’s Don’t Touch That Feces. Relive Geebles’ slow vegetable slices in this weeks Nugget Of Wonderness. And discover the scorched earth listening habits of your fellow Stretchheads! Giggle now at stretchlinks.com.  PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #6: “Lawn chair part 1″

December 22, 2008 Podcasts 2 Comments
Stretchlinks Podcast #6: “Lawn chair part 1″

It’s Episode 6 of The Stretchlinks Podcast. More sonic lobe-lashing from Heinous and Wonkles aka, The Stretchlinks. Be devastated by their stunning love ballad, Beautiful Moonlight. Share new Don’t Touch That Feces bluster, probing the struggles of America’s gun-toting bookstore patrons. Get super wistful with the Links’ bands-of-the-past mailbag reminisce. And welcome the passion of aluminum patio furniture in this weeks hard-sell Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 1. PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #5: “Wally’s Got A Cigar Store”

October 18, 2008 Podcasts 7 Comments
Stretchlinks Podcast #5: “Wally’s Got A Cigar Store”

Fall face first into Episode 5 of The Stretchlinks Podcast. Another elastic melee by Heinous and Wonkles, aka The Stretchlinks. Spit-shine your blowguns for this episodes’ edge-of-your-seat tragicomedy, Bobby Regus. Fly on the wall your bad Freudian selves as the Links share personal dreamscapes – revealing a startling love of Borgnine and office building motorsports. Audio-oggle the Mailbag as we hear of Iceburg Slim, the ill-fated black cat of Taravel Ave. And please don’t forget your matches for this episode’s incendiary Nugget Of Wonderness, Wally Had A Cigar Store. PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #4: “Wally’s Got The Phone”

September 7, 2008 Podcasts 11 Comments
Stretchlinks Podcast #4: “Wally’s Got The Phone”

It’s Episode 4 of the Stretchlnks Podcast entitled, Wally’s Got The Phone. More tingly fun from Heinous and Wonkles the comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks. Wander through the turnstyle of their ghost story classic, Charlotte The Dunk Tank Girl. Delight in Don’t Touch That Feces bellowing as we learn the dangers of magicians and balloon twisters. From the mailbag hear why even journalistic raves kept the Links hiding under fame’s notorious rock of obscurity. And don’t forget to be delighted by this weeks rare Nugget Of Wonderness, Wally’s Got The Phone. PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #1: “Scrotum Hall”

July 19, 2008 Podcasts 6 Comments
Stretchlinks Podcast #1: “Scrotum Hall”

Wow! It’s Episode 1 of the Stretchlinks Podcast, entitled “Scrotum Hall”.  The premiere offering from the musical duo, The Stretchlinks. Enjoy a lightheaded peek down memory lane as Heinous and Wonkles flash podcastian prowess swaying and giggling foolishly over the track “Hang Around” from their long lost debut album “You Stole My Lung”. The Links discuss furnaces, answer your email and intro the show’s tell it like it is soapbox segment “Don’t Touch That Feces”. And please do comment on our clamoring! PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #3: “Bicycle Assembly”

August 17, 2008 Podcasts 2 Comments
Stretchlinks Podcast #3: “Bicycle Assembly”

It’s Episode 3 of the Stretchlinks Podcast entitled, Bicycle Assembly. Another high-octane delight form the comedy music duo, Heinous and Wonkles. Join the Links as they transport us with the improv romp Albatross U.S.A.. Hear first hand of the boy’s lost music video past. Squirm during Don’t Touch That Feces as you ask yourself, do we really need holidays for psychopaths? And get super happy with Bicycle Assembly, another unsalted Nugget Of Wonderness. PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #2: “Brain Song”

July 20, 2008 Podcasts 3 Comments
Stretchlinks Podcast #2: “Brain Song”

We made it to Episode 2 of the Stretchlinks Podcast entitled, “Brain Song”. Another comedy and musical skirmish by Heinous and Wonkles, aka, the Stretchlinks. Enjoy a listen to the Links’ fav “Mr. Baggie”, experience a “Dont Touch That Feces” ranting on the societal scourge of “.9″, brace for this episodes “Nugget Of Wonderness” and join in the memories of their infamous two city world tour. And please do comment on our clamoring! PLAY HERE

Nugget Of Wonderness: Geebles Was His Name

Nugget Of Wonderness: Geebles Was His Name

Experience endless phone calls and vegetable preparation in this Stretchlinks tribute, Nugget Of Wonderness, Geebles Was His Name.

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Stretchlinks Lyrics: “Beautiful Moonlight”

December 21, 2008 Lryics No Comments
Stretchlinks Lyrics: “Beautiful Moonlight”

“Beautiful Moonlight”

- Lyrics and Music © 1989 The Stretchlinks

Beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight

Don’t forget that I’m here behind that tree

Beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight

Please don’t forget me as you talk to that person down the street

That I’m standing behind the tree

Beautiful moonlight, Beautiful moonlight

Don’t forget the sacrifices I’ve made for you

Don’t forget the beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight

I’m holding the bag, holding the bag for you babe

Don’t forget beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight

Sacrifices have been made to maintain our friendship and I

Don’t regret it, don’t regret it. But remember the

Beautiful moonlight, we’re talking beautiful moonlight

Just take a look and

Beautiful moonlight

It’s up there through the window

I’m behind the tree, remember me

I’m still holding the bag for you babe

Beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight

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Heinous Rynz Coins YouTube “America’s Time Machine”

April 23, 2010

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Ukulele master, Stretchlinks member and cultural philosopher Heinous Rynz can often be found sipping ice tea from a large brandy snifter, strumming his uke and waxing poetic about the evolution of society and the deeper meanings of social media.

Stretchlinks News: Comedy Music Duo Ready Best Of Album

March 8, 2010

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“I don’t think it’s supposed to happen this way but our giddiness is beginning to hurt.” Those are the words of Uncle Wonkles, guitar player and singer of the comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks. He’s referring to a rare level of joy that when prolonged can cause physical pain.

Nugget Of Wonderness: You Stole My Lung

November 26, 2009

Nugget Of Wonderness: You Stole My Lung

Hilarious lung thievery in this rare Stretchlinks, Nugget Of Wonderness entitled, “You Stole My Lung”. More lunatic, spoken word comedy improv from Heinous and Wonkles.

Links’ To Love: Doc Watson “Deep River Blues”

February 6, 2010

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Enjoy this sweet country bluegrass classic “Deep River Blues” by the legendary artist, Doc Watson. More Links’ To Love video!

Stretchlinks News: Heinous Rynz admits invention of The Missionary Position

January 19, 2010

Stretchlinks News: Heinous Rynz admits invention of The Missionary Position

After years of rumor and speculation, ukulele legend Heinous Rynz has broken his mysterious silence and admitted responsibility for the invention of the “Missionary Position”.