It's a yummy episode 8 of the Stretchinks Podcast, entitled "Geebles Was His Name". Join comedy music hosts Heinous and Wonkles as they go-cart through the giddy homicidal pining of "I'm Still In Love With You". Explore the buzzing of your inner honey bee in this show's Don't Touch That Feces. Relive Geebles' slow vegetable slices in this weeks Nugget Of Wonderness. And discover the scorched earth listening habits of your fellow Stretchheads! Giggle now at stretchlinks.com.

Despite the advice of friends and family, Heinous and Wonkles are back with Lawnchair Part 2, aka episode 7 of the Stretchlinks Podcast. Gape in wonder as the boys premiere their sparkly new interview segment, Living The Life Of. Joining America’s sons of funny is their old pal Nib Geebles, famed author, artist and creator of the 2009 Calendar That Time Forgot. Shuffle through the exploding, talking-sink-classic, Why Not, clutch your sanity for the mind-folding Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 2 and peek into the human folly of Nib Geebles’ genius with Toady Lovehandles from Nib’s spoken word CD release, Teenager. Warning: No one will be seated during the tasteless hamburgaler reminisce!

It’s Episode 6 of The Stretchlinks Podcast. More sonic lobe-lashing from Heinous and Wonkles aka, The Stretchlinks. Be devastated by their stunning love ballad, Beautiful Moonlight. Share new Don’t Touch That Feces bluster, probing the struggles of America’s gun-toting bookstore patrons. Get super wistful with the Links’ bands-of-the-past mailbag reminisce. And welcome the passion of aluminum patio furniture in this weeks hard-sell Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 1.

Fall face first into Episode 5 of The Stretchlinks Podcast. Another elastic melee by Heinous and Wonkles, aka The Stretchlinks. Spit-shine your blowguns for this episodes’ edge-of-your-seat tragicomedy, Bobby Regus. Fly on the wall your bad Freudian selves as the Links share personal dreamscapes - revealing a startling love of Borgnine and office building motorsports. Audio-oggle the Mailbag as we hear of Iceburg Slim, the ill-fated black cat of Taravel Ave. And please don’t forget your matches for this episode’s incendiary Nugget Of Wonderness, Wally Had A Cigar Store.

It's Episode 4 of the Stretchlnks Podcast entitled, Wally’s Got The Phone. More tingly fun from Heinous and Wonkles the comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks. Wander through the turnstyle of their ghost story classic, Charlotte The Dunk Tank Girl. Delight in Don’t Touch That Feces bellowing as we learn the dangers of magicians and balloon twisters. From the mailbag hear why even journalistic raves kept the Links hiding under fame’s notorious rock of obscurity. And don’t forget to be delighted by this weeks rare Nugget Of Wonderness, Wally’s Got The Phone.

It's Episode 3 of the Stretchlinks Podcast entitled, Bicycle Assembly. Another high-octane delight from the comedy music duo, Heinous and Wonkles. Join the Links as they transport us with the improv romp Albatross U.S.A.. Hear first hand of the boy's lost music video past. Squirm during Don't Touch That Feces as you ask yourself, do we really need holidays for psychopaths? And get super happy with Bicycle Assembly, another unsalted Nugget Of Wonderness.

We made it to number 2 of the Stretchlinks Podcast entitled, "Brain Song". Another comedy and musical skirmish by Heinous and Wonkles, aka, the Stretchlinks. Enjoy a listen to the Links' fav "Mr. Baggie", experience a "Dont Touch That Feces" ranting on the societal scourge of ".9", brace for this episodes “Nugget Of Wonderness” and join in the memories of their infamous two city world tour. And please do comment on our clamoring!

Wow! It's Episode 1 of the Stretchlinks Podcast, entitled “Scrotum Hall”.  The premiere offering from the musical duo, The Stretchlinks. Enjoy a lightheaded peek down memory lane as Heinous and Wonkles flash podcastian prowess swaying and giggling foolishly over the track “Hang Around” from their long lost debut album “You Stole My Lung”. The Links discuss furnaces, answer your email and intro the show’s tell it like it is soapbox segment “Don’t Touch That Feces”. And please do comment on our clamoring!

I'm Still in Love with You music and lyrics © 1989 The Stretchlinks I think you are the girl I've always dreamed of... My love's so strong I don'y know what to do. And though they have you on death row dear... I'm still in love with you... I'm still in love with you. I saw you on the news one night... the gunfight and your capture that ensued. And though they shot your leg off and your upper lip... I'm still in love with you... I'm still in love with you. (Chorus) They say that you're homo-cidal; they say you're psychopathic too... though you've been known to weild an axe...in anger; I must confess my undying love for you. I've tried so hard my darling to forget you... I know that what they say just can't be true. That the bodies they found underneath your floorboards.. I'm sure they don't belong to you...they don't belong to you. At six you killed a dog with Daddy's golf club... (Fore!), At twelve you stabbed a postman with a knife. And come the dawn they'll throw the switch and end your life of crime... Still you are the sunshine of my life...you are the sunshine of my life. (Chorus) They say that you're homo-cidal; they say you're psychopathic too... (but I don't mind) though you've been known ...

Enjoy the lovelorn, "I'm Still In Love With You", another hilarious homicidal yarn from your favorite comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks! [audio:http://stretchlinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/im-still-in-love-with-you.mp3]