Stretchlinks Podcast #9: “You Stole My Lung”

Stretchheads! It’s episode 9 of the Stretchlinks Podcast entitled, You Stole My Lung, hilarious musical whimsy from Heinous and Wonkles. Hum along to the loss of human fingers with the Links’ earwormy classic, Do Wah Do Wah Do Wah. Squirm uncomfortably during the break-neck potty humor of this show’s Don’t Touch That Feces. Safely lock away your lungs during our spoken word, Nugget Of Wonderness. And marvel as America’s Son’s Of Funny reveal for the first time, the true patent holder of the Missionary Position. More brainless folly, only at Stretchlinks.com! PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #6: “Lawn chair part 1″

Stretchlinks Podcast #1: “Scrotum Hall”

Wow! It’s Episode 1 of the Stretchlinks Podcast, entitled “Scrotum Hall”.  The premiere offering from the musical duo, The Stretchlinks. Enjoy a lightheaded peek down memory lane as Heinous and Wonkles flash podcastian prowess swaying and giggling foolishly over the track “Hang Around” from their long lost debut album “You Stole My Lung”. The Links discuss furnaces, answer your email and intro the show’s tell it like it is soapbox segment “Don’t Touch That Feces”. And please do comment on our clamoring! PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Podcast #7: “Lawn Chair Part 2″

Despite the advice of friends and family, Heinous and Wonkles are back with Lawnchair Part 2, aka episode 7 of the Stretchlinks Podcast. Gape in wonder as the boys premiere their sparkly new interview segment, Living The Life Of. Joining America’s sons of funny is their old pal Nib Geebles, famed author, artist and creator of the 2009 Calendar That Time Forgot. Shuffle through the exploding, talking-sink-classic, Why Not, clutch your sanity for the mind-folding Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 2 and peek into the human folly of Nib Geebles’ genius with Toady Lovehandles from Nib’s spoken word CD release, Teenager. Warning: No one will be seated during the tasteless hamburgaler reminisce! PLAY HERE

Stretchlinks Music! “Charlotte The Dunk Tank Girl”

Hum along to this haunting carnival tragedy in The Stretchlinks comedy classic “Charlotte The Dunk Tank Girl”.

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Stretchlinks Music! “Do Wah Do Wah Do Wah”

Hum along to the pop hit wonder “Do Wah Do Wah Do Wah” by the alternative comedy lunatics, The Stretchlinks. Caution, human fingers may be lost during the enjoyment of this song.

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Stretchlinks Music! “I’m Still In Love With You”

Enjoy the lovelorn, “I’m Still In Love With You”, another hilarious homicidal yarn from your favorite comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks!

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Nugget Of Wonderness: “Jesus Song” comedy

Just in time to be too late for Easter, it’s the comedy hit, Jesus Song! Find yourself humming along to this hilarious story of Jesus in this N.O.W., special edition by The Stretchlinks!

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Stretchlinks Music! “Beautiful Moonlight”

Listen to the Stretchlinks’ “Beautiful Moonlight” featured in episode 6 of the Stretchinks Podcast.

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Nugget of Wonderness: “Lawn chair part 1″

Share in the passion of aluminum patio furniture in this episode’s hard-sell Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 1.

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