by Stretchlinks | September 25, 2010 | Featured, Yummy Video | 0 Comments

We’ve been hearing from our friends that clear instruction is needed. So we have taken it upon ourselves to provide some simple steps to achieve success.

by Stretchlinks | August 5, 2010 | Links' To Love | 0 Comments

This fellow smokes! Enjoy his quicky version of “Nine Pound Hammer”. More fun video from Links’ To Love!

by Stretchlinks | April 23, 2010 | Featured, Stretchlinks News | 1 Comment

Ukulele master, Stretchlinks member and cultural philosopher Heinous Rynz can often be found sipping ice tea from a large brandy snifter, strumming his uke and waxing poetic about the evolution of society and the deeper meanings of social media.

by Stretchlinks | March 8, 2010 | Featured, Stretchlinks News | 0 Comments

“I don’t think it’s supposed to happen this way but our giddiness is beginning to hurt.” Those are the words of Uncle Wonkles, guitar player and singer of the comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks. He’s referring to a rare level of joy that when prolonged can cause physical pain.

by Stretchlinks | February 22, 2010 | Stretchlinks News | 0 Comments

Pelosi refers to a little known genetic study funded by the National Science Foundation that has conducted extensive gene profiling of many government officials including both houses of congress

by Stretchlinks | February 6, 2010 | Featured, Links' To Love | 0 Comments

Enjoy this sweet country bluegrass classic “Deep River Blues” by the legendary artist, Doc Watson. More Links’ To Love video!

by Stretchlinks | January 31, 2010 | Stretchlinks News | 0 Comments

Today, the elusive singer and writer of the comedy duo, The Stretchlinks rests casually atop a formidable stack of broken reel to reel tape machines piled in the corner of his Burbank, CA office slurring his way through an elliptical but amusing theory about America’s troubles – and perhaps some of his own.

by Stretchlinks | January 24, 2010 | Uncategorized | 0 Comments

by Stretchlinks | January 19, 2010 | Featured, Stretchlinks News | 0 Comments

After years of rumor and speculation, ukulele legend Heinous Rynz has broken his mysterious silence and admitted responsibility for the invention of the “Missionary Position”.

by Stretchlinks | January 9, 2010 | Stretchlinks News | 0 Comments

Are humans the only animals to show signs of boredom? Apparently not. According to Clevelander and part time animal behaviorist, Heinous Rynz, mammals display boredom-like behaviors much like human beings.

by Stretchlinks | January 9, 2010 | Stretchlinks News | 0 Comments

The comedy music duo known as The Stretchlinks recently announced they had evidence that identifies the origins of the schoolyard prank known as “The Wedgy”, or “Wedgie”.

by Stretchlinks | December 18, 2009 | Music | 0 Comments

Hum along to this haunting carnival tragedy in The Stretchlinks comedy classic “Charlotte The Dunk Tank Gir

by Stretchlinks | December 13, 2009 | Featured, Links' To Love | 0 Comments

More Links’ to love video featuring the Delightful Pomplamoose / The Chordettes swaying lively through “Mr. Sandman”.

by Stretchlinks | December 11, 2009 | Featured, Yummy Video | 0 Comments

Enjoy the importance of leadership and shoes in this rare Stretchlinks comedy video nugget entitled, “With A Big Shoe”. Features appearances by the Presidents Club – all living presidents: George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter.

by Stretchlinks | December 8, 2009 | Links' To Love | 0 Comments

Enjoy “Lick Of Fury”, the wonderfully odd short film from the mad genius of director, Matty Sidle. More Links’ To Love!

by Stretchlinks | November 26, 2009 | Music | 0 Comments

Hum along to the pop hit wonder “Do Wah Do Wah Do Wah” by the alternative comedy lunatics, The Stretchlinks. Caution, human fingers may be lost during the enjoyment of this song

by Stretchlinks | November 26, 2009 | Featured, Nugget Of Wonderness | 0 Comments

Hilarious lung thievery in this rare Stretchlinks, Nugget Of Wonderness entitled, “You Stole My Lung”. More lunatic, spoken word comedy improv from Heinous and Wonkles.

by Stretchlinks | November 26, 2009 | Podcasts | 1 Comment

Stretchheads! It’s episode 9 of the Stretchlinks Podcast entitled, You Stole My Lung, hilarious musical whimsy from Heinous and Wonkles.

by Stretchlinks | November 25, 2009 | Featured, Lryics | 0 Comments

Stretchlinks comedy lyrics: Do Wah Do Wah Do Wah

by Stretchlinks | September 8, 2009 | Stretchlinks Classifieds | 2 Comments

Acclaimed Stanford University sociologist Hans Frugel recently unearthed this legendary structure known as “Heinous House”, the lost childhood home of revered ukulele celebrity, Heinous Rynes.