For Sale: Crude Oil Tanker $2k OBO!

June 7, 2009

Heinous picked up this baby on a swing through Bangkok a few years back and really has no use for it now. The Links are feeling pretty damn “green” these days and know that it would not look good for them to own this bad boy any longer. Low miles, includes VCR, pool table and 5000 barrels of crude. No reasonable offers refused.

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Stretchlinks Podcast #7: “Lawn Chair Part 2”

The Stretchlinks, America\’s haymakers of jocularity!Despite the advice of friends and family, Heinous and Wonkles are back with Lawnchair Part 2, aka episode 7 of the Stretchlinks Podcast. Gape in wonder as the boys premiere their sparkly new interview segment, Living The Life Of. Joining America’s sons of funny is their old pal Nib Geebles, famed author, artist and creator of the 2009 Calendar That Time Forgot. Shuffle through the exploding, talking-sink-classic Why Not, clutch your sanity for the mind-folding Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 2 and peek into the human folly of Nib Geebles’ genius with Toady Lovehandles from Nib’s spoken word CD release, Teenager. Warning: No one will be seated during the tasteless hamburgaler reminisce!

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Stretchlinks Podcast #6: “Lawn chair part 1”

It’s Episode 6 of The Stretchlinks Podcast. More sonic lobe-lashing from Heinous and Wonkles aka, The Stretchlinks. Be devastated by their stunning love ballad, Beautiful Moonlight. Share new Don’t Touch That Feces bluster, probing the struggles of America’s gun-toting bookstore patrons. Get super wistful with the Links’ bands-of-the-past mailbag reminisce. And feel the joy of aluminum patio furniture in this episodes’ hard-sell Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 1.

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