For Sale: Crude Oil Tanker $2k OBO!

by Stretchlinks

Heinous picked up this baby on a swing through Bangkok a few years back and really has no use for it now. The Links are feeling pretty damn “green” these days and know that it would not look good for them to own this bad boy any longer. Low miles, includes VCR, pool table and 5000 barrels of crude. No reasonable offers refused.

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  • It looks kinda big. Does the cost include delivery? And will it fit in my back yard?


  • Dear HTS,

    We will be happy to sail to your nearest boat dock. We have not measured this, but don’t see why this shouldn’t fit comfortably into most backyards.

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