March 8, 2010
“I don’t think it’s supposed to happen this way but our giddiness is beginning to hurt.” Those are the words of Uncle Wonkles, guitar player and singer of the comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks. He’s referring to a rare level of joy that when prolonged can cause physical pain.
November 26, 2009
Hilarious lung thievery in this rare Stretchlinks, Nugget Of Wonderness entitled, “You Stole My Lung”. More lunatic, spoken word comedy improv from Heinous and Wonkles.
February 6, 2010
Enjoy this sweet country bluegrass classic “Deep River Blues” by the legendary artist, Doc Watson. More Links’ To Love video!
February 22, 2010
Pelosi refers to a little known genetic study funded by the National Science Foundation that has conducted extensive gene profiling of many government officials including both houses of congress
January 19, 2010
After years of rumor and speculation, ukulele legend Heinous Rynz has broken his mysterious silence and admitted responsibility for the invention of the “Missionary Position”.
January 31, 2010
Today, the elusive singer and writer of the comedy duo, The Stretchlinks rests casually atop a formidable stack of broken reel to reel tape machines piled in the corner of his Burbank, CA office slurring his way through an elliptical but amusing theory about America’s troubles – and perhaps some of his own.
January 9, 2010
Are humans the only animals to show signs of boredom? Apparently not. According to Clevelander and part time animal behaviorist, Heinous Rynz, mammals display boredom-like behaviors much like human beings.
January 9, 2010
The comedy music duo known as The Stretchlinks recently announced they had evidence that identifies the origins of the schoolyard prank known as “The Wedgy”, or “Wedgie”.
I weep openly at the tragic poignancy expressed in this episode…
We apologize for your tears (as they are messy and can soil clothing) but knowing they may be tears of joy we are deeply moved. Thanks!
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I just wanna say I love listening to you guys. You’re the “Click and Clack” or pod casts.
Now after listening to the latest podcast, I see those freaking “Hostess Fruit Pies” with the Fruit pie the magician EVERYWHERE!
Hey, where can I get a copy of the “Dunk tank Sessions”?
Thanks,
Paul Winter
Paul,
Thank you for the Click and Clack nod. We are brushing up on our auto repair knowledge so that soon we can go head to head with those NPR dudes! Sorry for polluting your brain with Hostess Fruit Pies, but we really have no return policy on the Stretchlinks’ user experience. DTS is on the way with other fine Links tunage. We are stoking the digital furnaces now to get our music out to the hungry. Thanks for your questions!
James,
We are spreading our seed wherever they will take us. Thanks!
Hey Links,
I love these podcasts !!! They bring back many warm memories of San Fran and many great thanksgivings spent laughing till my sides ached!! I think my original tape of the dunk tank sessions wore out in my Honda civic 17 years and 4 kids ago!!!
Hope you both keep up the podcasts!!! I’ll be listening in Boston!!!
Dear Kate,
Thank you for the love. That is just splendid. Sorry that we made your sides ache, though from the sound of it you enjoyed our kind of gut wrenching nonsense. The thought that anyone might actually wear out one of our tapes makes us terribly lightheaded and giddy. Again, a warm stretchy hug for that. Say hello to Boston and the family!
Yikes. My cassette copy of dunk tank sessions tanked when hubby stepped on it. Please re-release the tape or at least add You Belong to Me to the list. I spent many an hour listening to it on the Arizona Strip driving between Page AZ and Cedar City UT in my old Pinto wagon. My teens HAVE to hear Mr. Dissonance…
Dear Lisa,
Yikes Indeed! While those space age audio collectors (known as “cassettes”) were all fine and dandy in their day, they have not held up to the tenacious listening habits of Stretheads like yourself. As a result the Links have approached the tech genius’s of Silicon Valley to find out what it might take to remove the magnetic particles from those cassette things you mentioned, put the bits into resealable plastic bags, transport them across state lines and spill them out onto desktops across America. Hope to have this working soon. Re: Teens, agreed, they do need Dissonance as well as Harmony so we will see what we can do on that front. Thanks a whole bunch for your note and please tell your offspring that help is on the way.