We made it to Episode 2 of the Stretchlinks Podcast entitled, “Brain Song”. Another comedy and musical skirmish by Heinous and Wonkles, aka, the Stretchlinks. Enjoy a listen to the Links’ fav “Mr. Baggie”, experience a “Dont Touch That Feces” ranting on the societal scourge of “.9″, brace for this episodes “Nugget Of Wonderness” and join in the memories of their infamous two city world tour. And please do comment on our clamoring! PLAY HERE
“I don’t think it’s supposed to happen this way but our giddiness is beginning to hurt.” Those are the words of Uncle Wonkles, guitar player and singer of the comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks. He’s referring to a rare level of joy that when prolonged can cause physical pain.
Hilarious lung thievery in this rare Stretchlinks, Nugget Of Wonderness entitled, “You Stole My Lung”. More lunatic, spoken word comedy improv from Heinous and Wonkles.
Enjoy this sweet country bluegrass classic “Deep River Blues” by the legendary artist, Doc Watson. More Links’ To Love video!
Pelosi refers to a little known genetic study funded by the National Science Foundation that has conducted extensive gene profiling of many government officials including both houses of congress
After years of rumor and speculation, ukulele legend Heinous Rynz has broken his mysterious silence and admitted responsibility for the invention of the “Missionary Position”.
Today, the elusive singer and writer of the comedy duo, The Stretchlinks rests casually atop a formidable stack of broken reel to reel tape machines piled in the corner of his Burbank, CA office slurring his way through an elliptical but amusing theory about America’s troubles – and perhaps some of his own.
Are humans the only animals to show signs of boredom? Apparently not. According to Clevelander and part time animal behaviorist, Heinous Rynz, mammals display boredom-like behaviors much like human beings.
The comedy music duo known as The Stretchlinks recently announced they had evidence that identifies the origins of the schoolyard prank known as “The Wedgy”, or “Wedgie”.
More! More! I’m still not satisfied.
Dear Stretchlinks,
Each revisiting of song amid ramble of comment, reflection, and exclamation (i.e., each of your podcasts) has been an erratic thrill for me. While I admit originally surfing the Internet for an erotic one, this turns out to be much better. I wonder if you, the Stretchlinks, are aware of another once-SF-based now NYC-based band, very different yet oddly akin, at least it seems to me, called American Astronaut (formerly The Billy Nayer Show)? I was fans of both the Stretchlinks and The Billy Nayer Show in what I guess must have been the 1990s, and they got me through some otherwise pretty embarrassing years. (Since then, you may be interested to learn, I have sought and received treatment for this condition, whose medical name is Acute Sensed Stupidity Embarrassment Disorder or ASSED.) I still thoroughly enjoy, I am thankful to say, the Stretchlinks canon, the entirety of which I look forward to revisiting in these transmissions of ramble-talk and recording-playback assemblages.
Remarkably unselfconsciously yours,
RR Hardy
Dear RR,
Thank you for expressing your erratic thrills. We are not aware of the Astronaut/Nayer items you mentioned but will certainly begin some digital probing on the matter. We are pleased you have treated your ASSED condition. It is always prudent to be honest with your doctor or spiritual leader regarding such matters. We thank you from the bottoms of our hearts for your kind words re our attempts to make noise in public. We ask only (with the greatest humility) that you relentlessly share us with your friends and family up to (but not including) the point that they begin to hate you for it.