March 8, 2010

“I don’t think it’s supposed to happen this way but our giddiness is beginning to hurt.” Those are the words of Uncle Wonkles, guitar player and singer of the comedy music duo, The Stretchlinks. He’s referring to a rare level of joy that when prolonged can cause physical pain.
November 26, 2009

Hilarious lung thievery in this rare Stretchlinks, Nugget Of Wonderness entitled, “You Stole My Lung”. More lunatic, spoken word comedy improv from Heinous and Wonkles.
February 6, 2010

Enjoy this sweet country bluegrass classic “Deep River Blues” by the legendary artist, Doc Watson. More Links’ To Love video!
February 22, 2010

Pelosi refers to a little known genetic study funded by the National Science Foundation that has conducted extensive gene profiling of many government officials including both houses of congress
January 19, 2010

After years of rumor and speculation, ukulele legend Heinous Rynz has broken his mysterious silence and admitted responsibility for the invention of the “Missionary Position”.
January 31, 2010

Today, the elusive singer and writer of the comedy duo, The Stretchlinks rests casually atop a formidable stack of broken reel to reel tape machines piled in the corner of his Burbank, CA office slurring his way through an elliptical but amusing theory about America’s troubles – and perhaps some of his own.
January 9, 2010

Are humans the only animals to show signs of boredom? Apparently not. According to Clevelander and part time animal behaviorist, Heinous Rynz, mammals display boredom-like behaviors much like human beings.
January 9, 2010

The comedy music duo known as The Stretchlinks recently announced they had evidence that identifies the origins of the schoolyard prank known as “The Wedgy”, or “Wedgie”.
Good start. Keep up the good work.
Thank you for the encouragement and for wasting your time on our behalf!
THANK GOD!!!! New Links! – Only been waiting about 12 years for this! Hope all is great in your world, Heinous. Drop a line!
Ow, my nut-sack, I’m surely perishing.
Dear J
Sorry about the wait.
Dear Nib,
Please take precautions. Though our humor and program has a juvenile, and rather embarrassing scrotal theme, we are in no way endorsing behavior that may put your organ in harms way.