by Stretchlinks | Apr 7, 2009 | Podcasts
Despite the advice of friends and family, Heinous and Wonkles are back with Lawnchair Part 2, aka episode 7 of the Stretchlinks Podcast. Gape in wonder as the boys premiere their sparkly new interview segment, Living The Life Of. Joining America’s sons of funny is their old pal Nib Geebles, famed author, artist and creator of the 2009 Calendar That Time Forgot. Shuffle through the exploding, talking-sink-classic, Why Not, clutch your sanity for the mind-folding Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 2 and peek into the human folly of Nib Geebles’ genius with Toady Lovehandles from Nib’s spoken word CD release, Teenager. Warning: No one will be seated during the tasteless hamburgaler reminisce! PLAY HERE
by Stretchlinks | Dec 22, 2008 | Podcasts
It’s Episode 6 of The Stretchlinks Podcast. More sonic lobe-lashing from Heinous and Wonkles aka, The Stretchlinks. Be devastated by their stunning love ballad, Beautiful Moonlight. Share new Don’t Touch That Feces bluster, probing the struggles of America’s gun-toting bookstore patrons. Get super wistful with the Links’ bands-of-the-past mailbag reminisce. And welcome the passion of aluminum patio furniture in this weeks hard-sell Nugget Of Wonderness, Lawnchair Part 1. PLAY HERE
by Stretchlinks | Dec 21, 2008 | Lryics
“Beautiful Moonlight”
– Lyrics and Music © 1989 The Stretchlinks
Beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight
Don’t forget that I’m here behind that tree
Beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight
Please don’t forget me as you talk to that person down the street
That I’m standing behind the tree
Beautiful moonlight, Beautiful moonlight
Don’t forget the sacrifices I’ve made for you
Don’t forget the beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight
I’m holding the bag, holding the bag for you babe
Don’t forget beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight
Sacrifices have been made to maintain our friendship and I
Don’t regret it, don’t regret it. But remember the
Beautiful moonlight, we’re talking beautiful moonlight
Just take a look and
Beautiful moonlight
It’s up there through the window
I’m behind the tree, remember me
I’m still holding the bag for you babe
Beautiful moonlight, beautiful moonlight
by Stretchlinks | Oct 18, 2008 | Podcasts
Fall face first into Episode 5 of The Stretchlinks Podcast. Another elastic melee by Heinous and Wonkles, aka The Stretchlinks. Spit-shine your blowguns for this episodes’ edge-of-your-seat tragicomedy, Bobby Regus. Fly on the wall your bad Freudian selves as the Links share personal dreamscapes – revealing a startling love of Borgnine and office building motorsports. Audio-oggle the Mailbag as we hear of Iceburg Slim, the ill-fated black cat of Taravel Ave. And please don’t forget your matches for this episode’s incendiary Nugget Of Wonderness, Wally Had A Cigar Store. PLAY HERE
by Stretchlinks | Oct 9, 2008 | Promos
CLICK HERE for the first ever Stretchlinks video promo!
All brand new and in real live video for your hungry eyes and ears. Enjoy our latest self indulgence and please spread us around like yummy preserves. Thanks!
– Heinous and Wonkles
